Welcome to Hoth, I mean, Michigan.

“This is how you transition this, this is how you transition that…” is a commonality on fashion blogs come mid-February through mid-April and then again mid-August to mid-October. But I’ll tell you this, there was no fucking transitioning going on here. It was cold. Actually, it was below cold here. On a mild day, the high was 29 with a low of 16. On a brutal day, my “Weather App” said the high was 22, with a low of -6. And don’t even get me started on those wind chills. Don’t eeeeven get me started.

With an attempt to brave the frozen tundra known as Detroit in a somewhat cute outfit, it was important to be prepared for whatever may happen. Hence, my over-the-knee boots and combination backpack-purse-satchel. If I had to trek through 12+ inches of snow, no worries, I gots mah over-the-knee boots. Not only are they designed to be over-the-knee boots, but I’m 4’11′”, so they came up way more past my knee and a little ways more up my thigh for complete leg protection. Suck on that, snow. Suck. On. That.

With mah handy dandy combination backpack-purse-satchel, I was not only able to carry all of my necessities (wallet, q-tips, keys, tampoons, vodka, ice scraper, gloves, first aid kid, etc), but I could throw it on mah back when I had to use my phalanges to dig my way through the snow.

The blush pink color of the coat is truly magical… while on a hanger. However, it seems to have matched the pink pale tone of my translucent winter wind-burned face. I was definitely not going for that. But I definitely succeeded.

Anyways, the weather is starting to warm up here and I’m finally about to shave my legs. I did hear it snowed in Utah a few days ago, so this post is still somewhat relevant. And blush pink is like the HAWTEST color of the year so far!




blushcoat4“Are my feet still there? I can’t feel them.”


blushcoat6“Oh shit, my ear is actually falling off.”


Knit beanie: American Apparel (here)

Necklace: J. Crew Factory (love this too!)

Jacket: Forever 21 blush jacket (love thisthis, and this too!)

Sweater: Mossimo from Target (love this, this, this, and this too!)

Leggings: StyleMint (love these, these, and these too!)

Boots: Sam Edelman “Portland” Boots [from TJ Maxx] (love these too!)

Backpack: French Connection “Tough Love” Backpack [from TJ Maxx] (here… love this, this, and this too!)

I’m Not a Basic Bitch Just Missing Her Pumpkin Spice Latte (PSL)

I have to admit something, I’m far from a basic bitch. First and foremost, I don’t like hot coffees or lattes, I prefer my drinks iced. But that’s not why I’m not a basic bitch. A few weeks ago, I tried a Pumpkin Spice Latte (PSL) iced, and it was like, blech. Maybe I’ll try it one more time… I’m trying a lot of new things in my life right now. Although I’m 26 years old, my beauty regimen hasn’t changed much since high school. Same make up, pretty much same hair products (shampoo) & style on the daily (shower, sleep on it, fuzz ball on the back of my head in the morning), and definitely the same underwear. Although it’s not New Years yet, I feel like the transition from summer to fall is the perfect time to make changes. Therefore, I’m pushing my beauty regimen boundaries. This includes doing/curling my hair more, accessorizing differently every day, and changing my underwear. Also, the cape is the PERFECT outerwear for the beginning of fall and can be transitioned from day to night, because who likes having to change their outerwear and underwear?! Amiright?! Amiright?!

Oct172014_Collage1 Oct172014_Collage2Cape: Rampage (TJ Maxx) (love this, this, and this) // Top: J. Crew Factory // Pants: Old Navy (love these and these)

Loafers: H&M (love these, these, and these) // Clutch: Rebecca Minkoff (TJ Maxx) (love this, this, and this)

Earrings: Bauble Bar (love these and these) // Necklace: St. Thomas (TJ Maxx) (love this, this, and this)

Watch: Michael Kors // Bracelets: Kate Spade New York, Stella & Dot // Rings: Michael Kors (love this), David Yurman (love this)

How to Dress When Mother Nature Is Menopausal



Mother Nature has been quite menopausal lately. One day she is as cold as a witch’s tittie, the next she’s having hot flashes. I’m all like (while waving my hands in the air), “Whuuut the heyll, Motha’ Nature! Chill yo shit!”

Sweater | Linda Matthews New York (TJ Maxx)

Jeans | vince. (TJ Maxx) (similar here & here)

Boots | Sam Edelman “Zoe” (here & here)

Coat | Zara (here)

Collar Necklace | Man Repeller x DANNIJO (similar here, more MR x DANNIJO styles here)

Stackable Rings | Aldo

Mah Face | Denise