Drop crotched onesie (with Seagulls too)? Yes, pwease!

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(My lazy eye is totes in full force here. Observe.)

Hiding my body shape is one of my fave hobbies. I like to make it as hard as possible for people to tell if I’m a 12-year-old boy or a 24-year-old woman, yes, a woman! From drop crotched pants to dolman sleeved shirts (in a large, please!), the more baggy or drop crotchy, the better! My clothes are often so much baggier than my actual self that the boyfriend has even began to say I dress like his old middle school art teacher. To which I say, “Thank you! …You don’t know fashuuun!”

Blazer | Forever 21

Onesie | Natty Paint (Urban Outfitters)

Heels | Giuseppe Zanotti

Clutch | Forever 21 (similar here)

Bracelets | Aldo (similar here)