Sooooo, you know when: you (1), see one of the tippity tittity top comedians whom catapulted your liking into making people laugh, (2) you decide to see him twice during his STL run, (3) after the first show, you karaoke “Juicy” by The Notorious B.I.G., and immediately afterwards VeeJay Tony proceeds to say “...And up next is Chris Kattan!” after you just finished your karaoke masterpiece AKA you opened up for kattan, (3a) meeting some fhacking wonderful ladiez to entertain me and befriendeth with whoms stems of legs look absolutely ravashing (refer to picture #3), (4) at the second show you so excitedly/obnoxiously attend, you proceed to already know the punch lines to Kattan’s jokes and giggle like an obnoxious titty and erupt in a fissy of laughter before the joke is complete and during his whole “plz follow me on insta” spiel in which he says he will absolutely respond to peeps direct messages, that he directly says to you AKA me that he may actually not respond to you tho, bc well, I “apparently” have terrible timing, (4a) get to go with a near and dear and new good friend with to second show attendance, and (5) when you walk in the bathroom after second show to take a golden pissing shower, there is a golden FHACKING banner that says “Ain’t Life Grand” and Widespread Panic is your fave band and you just saw Mom’s Kitchen the night before and (6) ask yoself “Is life real?” For the actual 47th time of day???
Love. All. Of. Y’alll. okay, kidding, actually, most of y’all. count ya blessins, honies.
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